September 30, 2007

FIELD DISPATCH FOLLOWS :: EYES ONLY

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************** SITU BRIEF ***************
************* AGENT SHMOOL **************
************* DEFCON:GREEN **************
*********** COMM STATUS:DARK ************
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*********** DISPATCH FOLLOWS ************
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*** BUNKER BREACHED BY SMALL MAN :: *****
*** GRAB, BLURP FUNCTIONS OBSERVED :: ***
*** POTENTIAL TOXICITY SPEW THREAT :: ***
*** TEMP EVAC TO LOC [CLASSIFIED] :: ****
*** NEW LOC SECURE 5X5 :: ALL QUIET :: **
*** WILL RESUME COMM VIA NORM CHANNELS **
*** UPON CONFIRMATION OF CONTAINMENT ****
*** OF SMALL MAN :: SEND PELLETS :: *****
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************* DISPATCH ENDS**************
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