Manimal

The Small Man continues to mutate and morph into progressively more versatile and dangerous transmogrifications. Now upright, free-roaming, and largely uncontained (the gates hold, but only just), his strength and speed have grown exponentially, his arsenal of abilities now seemingly limitless.

Most alarmingly, he now charges and rams like a drunken rhinoceros, and climbs like a caffeinated monkey. He also clamps on and sucks like an amorous lamprey — mainly on the Rodent, but once or twice he's come slurping after me.

On top of that, he giggles like a deranged hyena and bellows like a constipated baboon.

Grabs like a squid, fidgets like a prairie dog, bounces like a gazelle.

Drinks like a fish. Farts like a dachshund.

Looks like the Man.

Help me.