FIELD DISPATCH FOLLOWS :: EYES ONLY
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************** SITU BRIEF ***************
************* AGENT SHMOOL **************
************* DEFCON:GREEN **************
*********** COMM STATUS:DARK ************
*****************************************
*********** DISPATCH FOLLOWS ************
*****************************************
*** BUNKER BREACHED BY SMALL MAN :: *****
*** GRAB, BLURP FUNCTIONS OBSERVED :: ***
*** POTENTIAL TOXICITY SPEW THREAT :: ***
*** TEMP EVAC TO LOC [CLASSIFIED] :: ****
*** NEW LOC SECURE 5X5 :: ALL QUIET :: **
*** WILL RESUME COMM VIA NORM CHANNELS **
*** UPON CONFIRMATION OF CONTAINMENT ****
*** OF SMALL MAN :: SEND PELLETS :: *****
*****************************************
************* DISPATCH ENDS**************
*****************************************
************** SITU BRIEF ***************
************* AGENT SHMOOL **************
************* DEFCON:GREEN **************
*********** COMM STATUS:DARK ************
*****************************************
*********** DISPATCH FOLLOWS ************
*****************************************
*** BUNKER BREACHED BY SMALL MAN :: *****
*** GRAB, BLURP FUNCTIONS OBSERVED :: ***
*** POTENTIAL TOXICITY SPEW THREAT :: ***
*** TEMP EVAC TO LOC [CLASSIFIED] :: ****
*** NEW LOC SECURE 5X5 :: ALL QUIET :: **
*** WILL RESUME COMM VIA NORM CHANNELS **
*** UPON CONFIRMATION OF CONTAINMENT ****
*** OF SMALL MAN :: SEND PELLETS :: *****
*****************************************
************* DISPATCH ENDS**************
*****************************************
so sayeth Shmool on Sunday, September 30, 2007
2 Comments:
Oh. My. God. Hilarious!
Sorry. I stumbled on this blog while surfing and it's such a smile-source that I've bookmarked it. :)
Excellent. I am well pleased that you find these bloog chronicles so edifying. I aim to enlighten and to educate. Come often and be welcome.
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