When pigs fly

The Woman's indoctrination of the Rodent continues, apparently now reaching some freakish standard of automatomic “excellence.” It is a degrading sight to behold — the Rodent flailing about on command, submitting himself to forced labor, bartering his self-respect for a handful of compressed meatoids.

I am saddened to see the Rodent lobotomized in this manner. Just once, I'd like to see him chomp off a finger along with one of those treats. I know he has it in him. Note:
It breaks my heart to see these impressive jaws going to waste.

It will be a very cold day in hell when you see Shmool put away his toys. In my parlance, “All the way” means keep biting until you hit bone.

For your reference, this is the “academic” institute that serves as a front for these sinister experiments. Do not let these monsters take you alive.