Good help is so hard to find

It has been brought to my attention that I am to be deprived of the services of the Man and the Woman for a time. Instead, my needs will be seen to by the Melodious Freckled Lady and Fabio's Doorman. Well, you can't beat that with a stick, can you? Finally, some decent service around here.

I'm sure things will run smoothly under the new management, and if this trial goes as well as I imagine it just might, well, we might just have to look into making some of these changes permanent, might we not?