I am pleased
The Woman brought home a new bed and placed the Big Rodent in it. I allowed him to warm it up for me, and then took my rightful place upon its excellent cushions. Very good.
The Man finally got around to cleaning up my yard. The Rodent's work back there has been nothing short of prolific, and I was beginning to wonder what it would take for the Man to get with the shovel. I shouldn't have to tell him these things.
The Man also brought out his whirling wheeled blades of death and harvested the grass. A depletion of useful cover, to be sure, but it does make it considerably more pleasant to move around out there, and rugged though I be, I'll be glad not to feel the dew on my nethers every morning.
The Man finally got around to cleaning up my yard. The Rodent's work back there has been nothing short of prolific, and I was beginning to wonder what it would take for the Man to get with the shovel. I shouldn't have to tell him these things.
The Man also brought out his whirling wheeled blades of death and harvested the grass. A depletion of useful cover, to be sure, but it does make it considerably more pleasant to move around out there, and rugged though I be, I'll be glad not to feel the dew on my nethers every morning.
so sayeth Shmool on Monday, February 21, 2005
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