December 21, 2005

No comment

It is my policy not to comment on these matters while an investigation is still pending.

The public may rest assured that at no time have I taken any action in violation of natural law or in excess of the powers granted me by divine right.

No questions at this time, please. Thank you and good day.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shmool, a jury of your peers would never convict you. They must have done something to drive you to do it. Which you didn't but if you had, it was entirely justifiable.

12/25/2005 11:07 PM  

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